Going, going....still going.

Ya know, it's hysterical. Obama looks at the Dow Jones Average, and without missing a beat, he tells the American Public "Now is a good time to buy stock." Wow. Whew, I think Obama missed his calling. Merrill Lynch must be pissed they didn't snatch him up as an analyst. I mean, stocks are tanking, and he wants us to buy more? I guess his motto is, "Buy low, sell lower."

And speaking of still going, Michael Jackson is having another farewell tour, you guessed it, overseas. Thank G_d, our children are still safe. Why can't that aging pedophile just melt away into obscurity quietly, why remind us he is still drawing breath? Why point out that he is now far removed from the caricature of himself he was in the 90's, and is now just an outright joke. But of course there are still screaming hordes of fans who scream and throw delicate underthings. (Why, unless he wears them). I guess the MJ apologists still think he is capable of no harm to small children. Well, a victim is born every second I guess.